Mick the Pirate
The lyrics, 'we found love in a boatless place' rings true for Mick the Pirate. Thrown overboard from his ship, the S. S. Stutterer, his fate appeared sealed. Sinking fast, Mick was fortuitously rescued by his darling, Roxy the Mermaid. No longer scared shipless, Mick spends his days illegally downloading music and singing sea shanties to children that love the letter "arrr".